File in: marketing terms that sound like a sport
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” — Steven Wright
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” — Alex Levine
“By the end our 2nd week in beta we had thousands of users and were sending out invitations every couple of days. Tick was 100% free during the beta period (about 2 months) and when we officially opened the doors it was well confirmed that people who are budget conscious are looking for and willing to pay for a well designed application like Tick.” — An Interview with the founder of Tick on CenterNetworks.
“Gosh don’t you hate that blind carbon copy thing? Every time I use it I can’t see who I’m emailing.” — Me
“You know what would be horrible? To go to Snopes and find out that you’re just an urban legend.” — Me
“When Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, was he scrambled?” — Me
“Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men’s blood and probably themselves will not be realized. Make big plans; aim high in hope and work, remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will never die, but long after we are gone will be a living thing, asserting itself with ever-growing insistency. Remember that our sons and grandsons are going to do things that would stagger us. Let your watchword be order and your beacon beauty. Think big.” — Daniel Burnham, Chicago architect. (1864-1912)
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